My kids never cease to amuse me

A couple amusing little things the kids said recently.





-Friday evening after Thanksgiving as Grandma was getting the Thanksgivng leftovers out for dinner Anna told her, "My mom always buys a little turkey so we only have to eat it once"





-During family scripture study I frequently summerize verses after they have been read. Anna looked over with a very amazed look on her face and said, "You actually understand that". What do you mean I replied. "How in the world do you understand all that stuff you read in the scriptures" was her reply with a look of utter amazement.

-Ryan said while crying his eyes out, "I just don't want to ever do anything besides eat pizza and play wii"

-Dallin said, "Why do we have to ruin a perfectly good day by going outside."



-Rachel - "I want a pink suitcase for my pillow - a pink suitcase."

-Anna - she wanted to stay up later when I was telling her to go to bed. "but I am all ready for school, I already have my boots and socks on so I am all set all I have to do in the morning is get up and put my pants and my shirt on and then I can leave for school." Boots, socks and underwear - not the most comfortable pajamas in my opinion.

-Rachel wanted me to take her somewhere, she was chomping at the bit to go. I finally said, "ok, I just have to get dressed." She said, "You don't stink, right" What I asked. "You don't stink - right." she repeated. "Just get your shoes on, lets go". she said. I got it then. I usually tell her I have to take a shower when I get dressed - when asked why my response is because I stink. I guess she thought I should skip the shower that day.